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Across the country, kids are going back to school. The buses are running, the parents are praising the freedom, and the teachers are drinking?

This last Monday, Oklahoma police responded to a call of a disoriented and possibly drunk teacher at Wagoner High School.

Upon arrival, officers found newly-hired Lorie Ann Hall inside the principles office, and according to reports failed all sobriety tests that were given to her, after admitting to drinking vodka orange juices

Here's the kicker! Hall took off her pants!

The pants-less teacher was arrested for public intoxication (and terrifying students).

Here's the mug of the (former) teacher.