Cheetos has officially started rolling out their Halloween products with Bag Of Bones but this year, Flamin' Hot flavored!
Cheetos Bag of Bones have been around in one form or another since at least the Halloween season of 2014. Back then, they were White Cheddar-flavored — which, y’know, makes sense, given that they’re shaped like skeletons and all. Human bones may be many things, but bright orange due to the judicious application of Cheetos dust is not generally one of them. In 2016, however, Cheetos apparently decided, “To hell with realism!” and launched the seasonal specialty in the company’s ever-popular Flamin’ Hot flavor.
And here is where you can find them:
According to Junk Banter, Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Bag of Bones are currently available at Target; in the past, they’ve also popped up at Walmart and on Amazon — although Walmart’s listings currently seem to be going through an existential crisis. Or at least, that’s my takeaway from the… unusual punctuation contained within them; how else does one interpret something reading “Cheetos? Bag of Bones? White Cheddar Cheese Flavored Snacks”? Anyway, the Flamin’ Hot variety will set you back around $3.79 for a 7.5-ounce bag at Target this year.
The coolest thing about this Bag Of Bones of Cheetos? You can actually build skeletons out of them! They come in 4 shapes!
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A woman in her mid-to-late 20’s walks into a bar when someone catches her eye. She is impressed with the physique of a much older man sitting across the bar. She turns to her friend and whispers: “Check out that Flamin’ Hot Bag of Bones.” It was a 70-year-old Junk Banter, eating nachos by himself. #LifeGoals. (They’re at Target, guys.)